website55 » Funny http://www.website55.com easy guide to build, optimize and secure your web site Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:26:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 PHP Anthem http://www.website55.com/php-mysql/2010/08/php-anthem.html http://www.website55.com/php-mysql/2010/08/php-anthem.html#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:08:30 +0000 admin http://www.website55.com/?p=263 PHP finally has an anthem.

via Chris Shiflett

Lyrics

Oh yeah. (Oh yeah.)
(Just one day it just hits you all of a sudden. It’s just like…)

Oh yeah, I’m so PHP this year.
Got a mic in the left, and ‘n the right, cold beer.
Compile that Apache.
Now we got version 5 and two chicks laid out in the back seat.
Yeah, sometimes the code looks a little trashy.
But, this ain’t ColdFusion.
Stop talking sassy, and pull up them panties.

I’m really… I’m just saying; why don’t you go check out the API reference docs.
They’re really good.
(They are.)

Is it underline or CamelCase?
I can’t remember; I’ve been busy poundin’ cakes.
It’s what PHP developers do.
We get more booty than you.
Don’t be jealous when you smell us; check the Boolean dude, it reads…

[chorus]
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads…

True, PHP gets more booty than you,
but we still keep it clean.
MySQL really real wrappin’ all strings.
Filter input like it was a herpes strain.
(You know what I’m saying?)
That’s why we got the STD class.
Objects we pass might need to be trashed.
Girl, what you doin’?

Come gunzip this.
Be my witness as I strip this string of all slashes.
Now, I got what I need.
No traversing my filesystem when you ain’t supposed to be.
That’s how it is rolling with PHP.
All the hot chicks, yeah, they love PHP.
(It’s so true.)
(Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.)

[chorus]

(Yo, yo, tell ‘em about it.)

PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.
It’s real out here.
Somebody better call the mod_security officer.
My concern is for those weak half-assed scripting languages.
The ones that can’t hang with us.
It’s strange, but they get hanged and remain in dust.
Some aren’t quite dead and still remain a pain to us.

PHP’s got more muscle.
In a nutshell, nothing’s quite like it.

Predicted by the ancient cultures and the psychics.
The ones who dreamt in recursive states.
Whispering premonitions of open source community gates.
PHP.

(Oh yeah…)

[chorus]

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